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Friday, October 15, 2004

Is Bush wired?

" ... he's just b.b.-eyed, cross-eyed, monkey-browed dumb," is how an American visitor to the Canmore Film Festival (See our August story)described President George W. ("Shrub") Bush last summer. Well, he may be dumb but how has he done so well in the debates (see our coverage of the September 30 and October 8 debates). We contacted our American friend today. "He's wired," he screamed. "He's got a wireless micro prompter called an earwig stuffed down into his ear canal. Shrub's spin-master Karl Rove speaks into a microphone, a radio transmitter broadcasts Rove out to a small repeater pack strapped on to Bush's back. Bush mouths exactly what Rove says. It's Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy ('Hey Yank, who's this Edgar Bergen and who's this Charlie McCarthy?' some historically challenged youngster will ask - click here for details of these two Karl Rove/George W. Bush role models)."

We have looked into the matter. Extreme Kerry supporters (including Michael Moore continue to debate Bush supporters (who are extreme anyway). For a somewhat balanced report go to www.isbushwired.com.

Bush's back looks kind of' funny all right. . But CBC Radio personality "The Voice" had an explanation: "He's not wired for sound. What's on his back is a battery pack, takes a dozen "D" batteries. Only trouble is the batteries only last for two hours." Now we know why Karl Rove wanted nothing to do with a three-hour debate format.



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