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Monday, August 30, 2004

Will the Goebbels Foundation award the Hitler Prize to Bush Junior's spin-doctor?

"By means of shrewd lies, unremittingly repeated, it is possible to make people believe that heaven is hell - and hell heaven. The greater the lie, the more readily it will be believed." - Adolph Hitler, Mein Kampf

At the age of three, Karl Rove savaged the family apple tree with his dad's chain saw. "I want the truth, son, just the truth," pleaded Rove's father. "Dad, I cannot tell a lie ... the Commies done it, Dad ... I'll swear it on a stack of bibles." Rove (for spin-doctor Rove's background, click here) has never looked back - he's spin-doctored George W. Bush's campaigns since Bush ran for governor of Texas. In previous campaigns Rove focused on hiding from Texans and Americans the fact that Bush is as dimwitted as Chump Premier Ralph Klein of Alberta (for more on Bush Junior, click here) . Senator John Kerry puts up a tougher challenge. Bush is running for reelection against Vietnam war hero Kerry. The simple fact is that, during the Vietnam War, Bush used his father's influence to dodge the American draft. How could Rove run a coward against a war hero? Simple - simply call the coward a hero and the hero a coward. Using bucks from fat-cat Texans, Rove has unremittingly repeated a bombardment of outright lies about Kerry's war record. Will Rove succeed? If so, we will nominate Rove for this year's Fuhrer Adolf Hitler Big Lie Prize. The Global Institute of Public Relations, located on New York's Madison Avenue, gives out the prize (worth one million Reich Marks) each year to the spin-doctor who best spins a big lie anywhere in the world. The Paul Joseph Goebbels and Magda Goebbels Foundation of Buenos Aires funds the prize (Goebbels spin-doctored for Adolf Hitler).

But, who knows, Rove may meet his Waterloo on Kerry. Said Abraham Lincoln:

"If you once forfeit the confidence of your fellow citizens, you can never regain their respect and esteem. It is true that you may fool all the people some of the time; you can even fool some the people all the time; but you can't fool all of the people all of the time."



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