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Monday, June 07, 2004

Harper compares Winston Churchill to Hollywood War Hero

One day before the 60th Anniversary of D-Day (which he had spent storming the beaches of Culver City, California) 40th U.S. President Ronald Reagan met his maker. While Henry Kissinger recalled, "Da man vas ahn idiot", Bonzo (a chimp with whom Reagan had made his famous masterpiece, "Bedtime with Bonzo") eulogized: "He was a saint among simians." But Holy Hamburger, Canadian opposition leader Stephen Harper ranked Bonzo's buddy right up there with Winston Churchill. Not even Iron Lady Margaret Thatcher would dare so blaspheme. Reagan, it should be remembered never ever fired a gun in anger, never got within 1,000 miles of an angry bullet, ratted on his movie friends and colleagues before the U.S. House Committee on Un-American Activities. Sheriff Harper, how can we protect you from yourself?

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