CALGARY, ALBERTA, CANADA
|Monday, May 31, 2004||
Who is Earnscliffe, anyway?
|“Who, what, where is this Earnscliffe?” emails a reader from Victoria.
“Does he or she or it wander about on the misty moors of Yorkshire? Is Earnscliffe
gay? Is Earnscliffe possessed of the devil? Damn poor journalism, Mr. Eye Opener,
you prattle on and on about Earnscliffe - not one reader out of 100 knows the
nature of this mysterious beast.” Reader in Victoria: You’ll learn
nothing by looking at the Earnscliffe Strategy Group’s website, http://earnscliffe.ca/
- it is the tiniest site on the World Wide Web (it’s been a year since Earnscliffe
promised to provide meaningful details). Well, Earnscliffe’s not a he and
not a she and not an it – Earnscliffe’s all those things and many
more. The Gucci Guys from Earnscliffe were the geniuses who brought us John (“Dipsy-Doodle”)
Turner in 1984 – the Gucci guys forgot to script Turner’s defense
in the Turner/Sam Slick Mulroney debates (Mulroney decked Dipsy real good) and
the guys should have prohibited Turner from pinching bums on the campaign trail.
When Turner cratered in 1990, the Gucci Guys were put out to pasture by Jean Chretien
– only temporarily impoverished, Earnscliffe signed up Junior Martin –
came back to Ottawa with Junior in 1993 and, according to super bureaucrat Ad
scam fixer Chuck Guite, immediately used Junior to get themselves into the big
time Liberal pork barrel. Earnscliffe loves conflicts of interest – while
Canadian taxpayers pay Earnscliffe tens of millions per year for advice, corporate
welfare bums and other Darwinian capitalists pay Earnscliffers Mike Robinson and
Harry Near more than $800,000 per year to lobby and distort the interests of those
same taxpayers. If they practiced law, Earnscliffers would lose their licenses
to practice. We don’t know whether or not Earnscliffe lobbies for tobacco
companies but we do know that Earnscliffe represents everything wrong in North
American politics - Earnscliffers are lobbyists, advice artists, fixers, handlers,
spin-doctors. Earnscliffe is Edgar Bergen to Junior’s Charlie McCarthy.
They took control of the Liberal Party last year and script Junior’s every
move and every word. Yes, Victoria, Earnscliffe runs Canada.
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