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Monday, May 03, 2004

Meeting of the Two Juniors

Someone left the two Juniors facing directly into the sun. The squinting twosome were reminiscent of a birthday party of one-year-olds. Behind the shrubs (the meeting took place in the White House Rose Garden, so no pun is intended) lurked the Gucci Guys from Earnscliffe, Bush-baby-sitter Dick Cheney and family matriarch Barbara ("She Who Must be Obeyed") Bush. Bush Junior mumbled as to how Martin Junior was well briefed - Martin Junior had spent hours rehearsing his Earnscliffe prepared script and he is precociously better at memorizing than Junior Bush. Junior Bush didn't suck his thumb or talk to God and Junior Martin didn't mention D-Day in Norway. Both Juniors have had the world handed to them on a silver platter. Junior Bush is well into a tailspin that will end with a great kerplonck next November. Will Paul Junior precede him in June?

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