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Monday, May 24, 2004

Coming out Flubbing

Neither Earnscliffe nor Stephen Harper will win this election. The question is which one will flub out enough mistakes to lose it. Yesterday Martin Junior read an Earnscliffe scripted election announcement. In it Earnscliffe accused Conservative leader Stephen Harper of wanting to reduce taxes. Most Canadians, unlike Junior, pay huge taxes and resent them. It was pretty easy for Harper to sucker punch Junior with the “just tax me, I’m Canadian” line. But Harper himself quickly flubbed out “I consult with Brian Mulroney every day.” Canadians detest no one more than they detest Brian (“Sam Slick”) Mulroney.

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