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Tuesday, February 24, 2004

Ethics Excuser still operating

Tooth-brush-mustachioed Ethics Counselor Howard ("Hear No Evil/See No Evil") Wilson still lives and breathes. Yesterday the lap dog ethics excuser admitted he had hastily dismissed complaints concerning Quebec patronage boss Alfonso Gagliano - he had interrupted Gagliano's assistants from their busy tasks of pillaging the public purse, asked them if all was on the up and up - "As long as its O.K. with you, it's O.K. with me," said the No Evil Ethics Commissioner, jauntily. Wilson enjoys an unblemished record of saying yes to everything. While then Finance Minister Paul Junior's taxpayer subsidized ships avoided hundreds of millions in Canadian taxes, Hear No Evil blew the future Prime Minister a kiss of approval. While the Canadian Business Development Bank shoveled cash into Chretien's Shawinigate Shenanigans, Speak No Evil whispered "OOOOK". While a hold full of bunker sea crude poured into the Gulf of St. Lawrence from a sunken K.C. Irving rust bucket tanker See No Evil approved Environment Minister David ("Don Kyoto") Anderson's free fishing trip at Irving's lodge on the Miramachi.. Even the pot called the kettle black - even Alberta's retired Ethics Commissioner Bob ("Dr. Yes") Clark (who whitewashed the Klein-Big Mike Lobsinger-MultiCorp scandal) condemned Wilson. In the course of his non-activities, Hear No Evil-See No Evil last year ran up an expense tab of over $250,000 has received yea-saying bonuses each year. Prime Minister Paul Junior Martin has shown no inclination to rid us of Wilson. The democratic deficit is with us still.

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