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ACHOO - CBC's Trudeauite Chairman forgets the pleasure of the sneeze
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27-Sep-06 -
What is more extraordinary is that as we get older we can defecate once a day whereas making love once a day may become a problem. Therefore the pleasure is more durable and more frequent than with the other.
Guy Fournier, age 75, CBC Chairman - until last week, when he became a CBC non-person by publishing the following "humourous" but politically incorrect and "unfounded" report in Quebec's most read magazine
7 Jours:
In Lebanon, the law makes it possible for men to have sexual intercourse with animals as long as they are females. To do the same thing with male animals could lead to the death penalty ...

In the course of Fournier's fiddling, while the CBC burned, while the born-again barbarians stormed the gates, while the country was being delivered over to Mammon and Preston Manning's Howdy Doodys at the Fraser Institute, Fournier forgot, or basking in Trudeaunian igornace, was ignorant of what, in the opinion of this Editor, age 142, is second best to sex (but only second best) - the sneeze. Has Fournier forgotten his Freud:

Sneezes commend themselves to us because they save us pain and allow us to enjoy pleasure instead. We must therefore accept it [sic] without complaint when they sometimes collide with a bit of reality against which they are dashed to pieces.

This Editor and one quarter of the species homo sapiens suffers from (or enjoys) the ACHOO Syndrome. The Alberta sun elicits from the Editor a deep, tingling, earth-moving, wet sternutation. Fournier's "other", weathered by age or not, is best - the sneeze is second - Fournier's scatological "other-other" doesn't rate.

 

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