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HOW TO WIN THE U.S. PRESIDENCY
Born a slave. After Lincoln freed the slaves, John moved to Canada and became a cowboy --- his funeral was the largest in Calgary's history
Whenever a fellow tells me he is bipartisan I know he is going to vote against me.
President Harry Truman
06-Sep-08 -

 

YOU FOLKS LOVE TO RUN DOWN POOR OLD GEORGY BUSH -- BUT THAT'S DEMOCRACY FOR YA' -- THE SILENT MAJORITY --- IN TWO ELECTIONS MORE AMERCIANS VOTED FOR HIM THAN VOTED AGAINST HIM YOU'RE DEAD WRONG McGONIGLE -- YOU SHOULD HAVE WATCHED THE BILL MOYERS JOURNAL LAST FRIDAY -- OVER HALF-A-MILLION MORE AMERCIANS VOTED FOR AL GORE THAN VOTED FOR BUSH
 'OW DOES THAT WORK DUCKS?
LOVE-OF-MA'-LIFE --- YA' SHOULD WATCH MOYERS -- IT'S GOOD FOR THE CELEBRIUM -- ANYWAY -- HE HAD A COUPLE OF TWIN BROTHER PROFESSORS ON --- EXPERTS OF COURSE --- BUT THEY EXPLAINED IT --- AND WHY THIS 2008 ELECTION IS UP FOR GRABS --- OBAMAMANIA OR NO - JOHN --- I BET YOU WATCHED IT ?
      
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John Ware

YA' BET YA' - I'M FROM THE STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA AND TO THIS DAY I'M A PROUD CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA --- EVEN THOUGH I WASN'T BORN ONE --- NO -- I WAS BORN A SLAVE - IN 1845 -- IN SOUTH CAROLINA --- A SLAVE -- SOMEBODY'S PROPERTY --- MY OWNER - THE SOUTH CAROLINA SALE OF GOODS ACT CALLED HIM MY "MASTER" --- COULD BUY ME, SELL ME, BREED ME, WHIP ME, MURDER ME --- 150 YEARS LATER ONE OF MY PEOPLE STANDS TO BE ELECTED PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES ---

THE TWIN BROTHERS, EARL AND MERLE BLACK, TOLD MOYERS THAT THE ELECTION IS A TOSS-UP - I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT, AFTER EIGHT YEARS OF GEORGE (SHRUB) BUSH AND DICK (THE MAN FROM HALIBURTON) CHENEY, MY FELLOW AMERICANS WOULD TAR AND FEATHER ALL REPUBLICANS AND RUN THEM OUT OF TOWN ON A RAIL -- NO --- THE BROTHERS TOLD BILL MOYERS THAT, IF THE DEVIL HIMSELF RAN AGAINST A BLACK (NOT ONE OF THE BROTHERS --- ONE OF MY KIND ---), A MAJORITY OF THE AMERICAN SOUTH'D VOTE FOR THE DEVIL --- THE INDIVIDUALISTS AND LIBERTARIANS OUT IN UTAH AND MONTANA AND THE OTHER MOUNTAIN STATES THEY'D VOTE FOR THE DEVIL TOO --- IF THE DEVIL RAN AGAINST A DEMOCRAT, THE PARTY OF BIG GOVERNMENT, --- BILL MOYERS --- A SOUTHERNER AND LYNDON B. JOHNSON'S EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT --- AGREED WITH THE BLACKS AND WAS SOME IMPRESSED WITH THE BOOK THE BLACK BROTHERS HAVE JUST PUBLISHED, DIVIDED AMERICA, WHICH YOU CAN LEARN MORE ABOUT BY CLICKING HERE .

BUT THE TWINS ALSO TOLD BILL MOYERS THAT MOST VOTERS IN THE NORTHEASTERN U.S. STATES BELIEVE THE REPUBLICAN PARTY IS THE PARTY OF "THE MAN", OF BUSHERY AND CROOK-CAPITALISM --- AND THEY TOO WOULD VOTE FOR THE DEVIL --- IF HE RAN AGAINST A REPUBLICAN!!! MOST VOTERS ON THE LEFT COAST OF AMERICA, IN CALIFORNIA, OREGON AND WASHINGTON -- ARE CERTAIN THAT REPUBLICAN RED NECKS WANT TO BURN EVERY FREE -THINKER AND SAME-SEX-MARRIED-HEATHEN ON A PILE OF BOOKS IN FRONT OF THE LOCAL HOLY-ROLLER TEMPLE -

SO THE SOUTH AND THE MOUNTAIN STATES (COMBINED THEY HAVE 238 ELECTORAL VOTES) DEMONIZE THE NORTHEAST AND THE NORTHEAST AND THE PACIFIC (COMBINED THEY HAVE 157 ELECTORAL VOTES) DEMONIZE THE SOUTH AND THE MOUNTAINS --- THAT LEAVES ONLY ONE REGION UP FOR GRABS - THAT'S THE MIDWEST WITH 140 ELECTORAL VOTES: ILLINOIS (21), INDIANA (11), IOWA (7), KANSAS (6), MICHIGAN (17), MINNESOTA (10), MISSOURI (11), NORTH DAKOTA (3), OHIO (20) SOUTH DAKOTA (3), WISCONSIN (10), AND, BECAUSE OF THE WESTERN PART OF THE STATE AND BECAUSE IT IS DEFINITELY A "SWING STATE", I'D INCLUDE PENNSYLVANIA (21) --- MOST MID-WESTERNERS AREN'T RIGHT-THINKERS AND THEY AREN'T LEFT-THINKERS --- MOST ARE MIDDLE-THINKERS. THE TWINS ADVISE BOTH McCAIN AND OBAMA TO GO AFTER ITS PARTICULAR BASE FOR SURE --- McCAIN SHOULD ROOT OUT FREE-WHEELING OHIO CAPITALISTS, COUNTRY MUSIC FANS AND BOOK OF REVELATION BELIEVERS - OBAMA'S APPARATUS SHOULD FIND EVERY VICTIM OF A ROOT CAUSE AND EVERY LOVER OF THE HAND THAT FEEDS YA' AND SEE THAT THEY'RE HAULED DOWN TO THE POLLS --- BUT MORE IMPORTANT --- THE BLACK TWINS TELL BOTH McCAIN AND OBAMA --- FOCUS YOUR ADVERTISNG ON MAKING YOUR PARTY LOOK GOOD TO THE SOFT MAJORITY OF MIDWESTERN VOTERS

NOTHING IS SIMPLE IN AMERCIAN POLITICS - OUR PRESDIENT IS NOT ELECTED BY A COUNTRY-WIDE POPULAR VOTE -- HE OR SHE'S ELECTED BY POPULAR VOTES IN EACH OF THE STATES --- AND, ANOTHER TWIST, EACH STATE IS ASSIGNED A CERTAIN NUMBER OF VOTES --- NOT TOTALLY ON THE BASIS OF IT'S POPULATION --- BUT ALSO ON THE FACT THAT EACH STATE --- BIG OR SMALL -- GETS TWO SEATS IN THE U.S. SENATE SO, IN 2000, COUNTRY-WIDE, GORE GOT OVER HALF A MILLION MORE VOTES THAN BUSH BUT BUSH GOT FIVE MORE STATE ('ELECTORAL") VOTES THAN GORE


Bob Edwards


IF THAT'S WHAT THE TWINS SAY -- I THINK THEY'RE OVERSIMPLIFYING --- WHAT ABOUT STATES LIKE NEW MEXICO AND NEW HAMPSHIRE WHICH ARE BOTH SWING STATES --- IN MY LEARNED OPINION. ONE COULD SAY FLORIDA IS A SWING STATE BUT, FOR THREE REASONS, FLORIDA WILL VOTE REPUBLICAN - THE BUSH FAMILY WILL HELP McCAIN - THERE'S ENOUGH CRACKER-BARREL SOUTHERNERS OUT IN THE SWAMPS WHO WILL VOTE AGAINST A BLACK AND THE CUBAN EXILES CONTROL SOUTHERN FLORIDA AND THEY'RE CERTAIN OBAMA WILL MAKE PEACE WITH THE CASTRO REGIME IN CUBA.

IN ANY EVENT --- THE CALGARY EYE OPENER HAS PUT A TABLE TOGETHER - SHOWING THE ELECTORAL VOTES IN EACH STATE AND WHAT PART OF THE COUNTRY THEY'RE IN --- YOU CAN ACCESS IT BY CLICKING HERE --- AS STATE POLLS COME OUT DURING THE ELECTION WE'LL PUT THOSE IN TO THE TABLE --- IT MAKES THE BETTING ON THE ELECTION A LOT EASIER

JOHN WARE'S NOTES

Bill Moyers Interview with the Black brothers CLICK HERE

For information about the presidential vote electoral system -- CLICK HERE

For the U.S. Census Bureau, Census 2000 figures on the black populations of the various U.S. states - CLICK HERE

For the results of the 2000 election between George W. Bush and Al Gore -- CLICK HERE

The Race to the White House is really good set of interviews with experts like James Carville and David Gergen - these are transcripts of appearances Carville, Gergen, Camille Paglia and black commentator, Shelby Steele, made this year at Harbourfront in Toronto, Shelby Steele looks at Obama from the point of view of, what I would call, a right-wing black --- CLICK HERE.

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