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The Calgary Eye Opener Wednesday, October 21, 2020
 
!%@From the Long Bar at the Alberta Hotel@%!
Cut China some slack
by Nathaniel Winkle, the Calgary Eye Opener's sportsman in residence
The voice is Jacob's voice, but the hands are the hands of Esau
Genesis 27/22
15-Aug-08 -
CHINA IS A GLORIFIED ANT HEAP
WHAT WITH THE LIP-SYNC SCANDAL -- AND THE PHONY FIREWORKS
GIVE YOUR HEAD A SHAKE -- McGONIGLE --- PEOPLE IN GLASS HOUSES SHOUDN'T THROW STONES --- ANYWAY --- THIS LITTLE GIRL LIP-SYNCS LOTS BETTER THAN GERORGE BUSH MINOR LIP-SYNCS HIS SPEECHES
YOU'RE RIGHT CHIEF -- AND WHAT ABOUT AMERICAN NETWORK TELEVISION AND CANNED LAUGHTER???
 
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OR VIAGRA ADS
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OR CALLING USED CARS "PRE-OWNED"
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MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT CHIEF --- HOW ABOUT EXPENSIVE FACE LIFTS?

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OR THE MISS AMERICA CONTEST?
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OR THE ACADEMY AWARDS?
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OR THAT "PARAGON OF FAMILY VALUES" --- JOHN EDWARDS --- HE'S NO RELATION OF MINE, BY THE WAY???

For the lip/sync-phony-fireworks story ... CLICK HERE
For our story on George Bush's electronic lip-sync enabler - CLICK HERE
For George Bush in action with his lip-sync enabler ... CLICK HERE
For the scoop on lip-sync ... CLICK HERE
For the scoop on canned laughter ... CLICK HERE
To read an on-line copy of Orwell's 1984 ... CLICK HERE


I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYBODY SEZ -- WE'RE WORSE THEN THEM/THERE FOORINERS --- THE CHINESE THEY DON'T SPEAK WITH FORKED TONGUE - THEY CALL THE PLACE WHENCE COMES THE BULL DUNG --- NOT "THE MINISTRY OF TRUTH" ---NOT"THE RCMP PUBLIC AFFAIRS AND COMMUNICATIONS SERVICES" --- NOT"THE ALBERTA PUBLIC AFFAIRS BUREAU" - NO THEY CALL THEIR PROPAGANDA DEPARTMENT: "THE PROPAGANDA DEPARTMENT"
Embedded (in foreground of authentic photo) with the Canadian Government's Olympic Team is The Calgary Eye Opener's resident sportsman, Big Nat Winkle
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READ Jane Jacobs's
"The Death and Life of Great American Cities"
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