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The Calgary Eye Opener Monday, October 26, 2020
 
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Three mass-murdering tobacco executives are members of the Order of Canada
Local preachers ran him and his Eye Opener newspapers out of Wetaskiwin and, in turn, Strathcona and High River for "expressing contrary opinions, drinking and hootin' and yellin'and generally disturbing' the Gospel". He arrived in Calgary and the paper became The Calgary Eye Opener in 1904
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
Grucho Marx
06-Jul-08 -

FOLKS, CONFIDENTIALLY - WE HAD A MEETING UP AT THE ORANGE LODGE LAST NIGHT -- ALL HUSH-HUSH AND HOOGA-BOOGA OF COURSE --- BUT --- ON THE QT --- WE'RE WRITHING WITH RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION --- THIS ABORTIONIST HENRY MORGENTALER (HE WASN'T BORN IN CANADA, YOU KNOW) HAS BEEN APPOINTED TO THE ORDER OF CANADA --- WE PASSED A UNANIMOUS RESOULUTION ALL DRESSED UP IN MUMBO JUMBO AND HOOGA BOOGA --- WE DID --- TO EXCOMMUNICATE HIM FROM THE ORDER FOR MURDERIN' ALL THOSE UNBORN BABIES

MURDER YOU SAY, McGONIGLE, GIVE YOUR HEAD A SHAKE, DIDN'T YOU KNOW, THERE'S MURDERERS ALREADY IN THE ORDER OF KANADA --- HAVE BEEN FOR YEARS --- MASS MURDERERS - 45,000 EACH AND EVERY YEAR THEY KILL --- BIG SHOT TOBACCO MERCHANTS --- TO NAME THREE OF 'EM --- MS. PAULE GAUTHIER'S A LAWYER --- PIERRE DES MARAIS II'S INHERITED A BIG QUEBEC FORTUNE AND DOUGIE BASSETT'S THE HEIR AND ASSIGN OF A COMMUNICATIONS EMPIRE - THEY DO THEIR MURDERING ON THE ON THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS OF ROTHMAN'S INC. - THEY MANUFACTURE AND PEDDLE CIGARETTES --- --- WHY HAVEN'T YA' EVER PUT ON A MUMBO JUMBO, HOOGA BOOGA FUSS ABOUT THOSE THREE --- YA DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME --- THE ORANGE LODGE LOVES THOSE SORT OF BIG-SHOTS --- AND, AS WE SPEAK, THOSE THREE WORTHIES ARE RUNNIN' OUT OF CADAVERS - THEY'RE LOOKIN' --- FOR EVERY LOOPHOLE --- IN EVERY SCHOOLYARD --- TO HOOK TEENAGE KIDS ONTO TOBACCO --- AND NOT A WORD OF OBJECTION FROM THE ORANGE LODGE --- OR THE ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH FOR THAT MATTER
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ON TOP OF THAT --- THE HONOURABLE AND EXALTED WORTHY WHO PUT ALL THE HOOGA BOOGA AND MUMBO JUMBO OF THE ORDER OF KANADA TOGETHER, THE BIG-SHOT WHO INHERITED THE FORTUNE HIS GRANDDAD MADE ON THE BACKS OF WESTERN FARMERS --- I'M TALKIN' ABOUT VINCENT MASSEY --- YA' KNOW HE LOOKED HARMLESS ALL DRESSED UP LIKE AN ORGAN GRINDER'S MONKEY WITH A BAD SMELL IN HIS NOSE AND A PHONY ENGLISH ACCENT, BUT HE WAS AN UNINDICTED CO-CONSPIRATOR IN THE HOLOCAUST --- HE WAS CANADA'S AMBASSADOR (HIGH COMMISSIONER) TO ENGLAND BEFORE AND DURING WORLD WAR II --- HUNG AROUND WITH THE GIRLIE BOYS IN A PRO-NAZI OUTFIT CALLED THE CLIVEDEN SET AND MADE IT EASY FOR HITLER TO HAVE HIS WAY IN EUROPE --- BLOCKED CANADA FROM TAKING IN ANYTHING BUT A TRICKLE OF JEWS FROM GERMANY AND HUNGARY ---
'EY DUCKS, A GAL LIKE ME SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET IN AS WHAT THEY CALL "A COMPANION OF THE ORDER" -- I WOULDN'T MIND BEIN ONE OF 'EM, AND HOBNOBBIN' AROUND WITH MY NOSE IN THE AIR WITH THE LIKES OF DOUGGIE BASSATT, OR PIERRE II - OR --- IF WORSE CAME TO WORSE --- I'D EVEN BE A COMPANION TO THAT MS. PAULE GAUTHIER --- I BET I COULD SHOW THEM A THING OR TWO --- BUT THEY'VE NEVER ASKED ME INTO THE ORDER OF CAAAANADA --- AND I DOUBT THEY EVER WILL , NOW JOYCE MILGAARD ON THE OTHER HAND WORKS DAY AND NIGHT --- TO FREE ORDINARY PEOPLE WRONGLY CONVICTED OF MURDER BY THE KANADIAN "JUSTICE" SYSTEM --- BUT --- DUCKS --- SHE ROCKS THE BOAT --- EXCEPT FOR MORGENTALER -- YOU DON'T GET IN THE ORDER IF YOU HAVE TO ROCK THE BOAT --- BUT DUCKS --- I DON'T ROCK THE BOAT --- I JEST MAKE THE EARTH MOVE
   
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  All dressed up and nowhere to go - Charles Vincent Massey, CC CH GCStJ CD PC LLD (hc) DCL (hc) MA (Oxon) BA FRSC, founder of the Order of Kanada Paddy Nolan, SNHL (Self-made humble lawyer) The Lady Whose Known as Lou, WCOC (wannabe Companion of the Order of Caaaanada) Joyce Milgaard, CBBRNMOK (crusading but boat-rocking non-member of the Order of Kanada)

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